For those of you
Who have gone for a full medical check-up
At your nearest neighbourhood clinic,
Riddle me this,
How does it feel
To piss
Into a CUP?
It was a pretty eye-opening
experience for me...
Not to delve into the details but
Let's just say
The PISS
Didn't exactly stay
Within
The CUP.
Just bought an awesome bag today
From some shop at White Sands Shopping Centre
Forgot the name though...
(Hey, I gotta live up to my name, right?)
Sorta like a duffel bag...
Pretty.
But I didn't exactly buy it though...
Mum's money...
Yeah.
I wish someone would just come up to me
And say,
"Thou hath hereby been
bestowed with a job."
(Okay,maybe not.)
Oh well...
Don't you just hate it
When you go to a mall/shopping centre etc.
And go to their food court/s
Only to find that there is absolutely
NO
FRICKIN'
HALAL
STALL
Anywhere in the immediate vicinity
Ain't that a FUCKIN' kick in the head???
(You should know by now I am speaking
on behalf of the Muslim population.)
It's like, there's only SO much
McDonald's/KFC/Burger King
foodstuffs
that can satisfy the natural human hunger
for variety in their meals!
Don't they (read:stallholders)
Know by now that the niche market is
In the production of Halal foodstuffs?
I mean, sure,
You can go ahead and keep your
ban mian and char siew rice stalls.
But what's in it for us Muslims?
Talk about equality.
Note: I am not out to offend any racial group in the multiracial society of Singapore. I am merely stating the facts.Take it or leave it.
Who have gone for a full medical check-up
At your nearest neighbourhood clinic,
Riddle me this,
How does it feel
To piss
Into a CUP?
It was a pretty eye-opening
experience for me...
Not to delve into the details but
Let's just say
The PISS
Didn't exactly stay
Within
The CUP.
Just bought an awesome bag today
From some shop at White Sands Shopping Centre
Forgot the name though...
(Hey, I gotta live up to my name, right?)
Sorta like a duffel bag...
Pretty.
But I didn't exactly buy it though...
Mum's money...
Yeah.
I wish someone would just come up to me
And say,
"Thou hath hereby been
bestowed with a job."
(Okay,maybe not.)
Oh well...
Don't you just hate it
When you go to a mall/shopping centre etc.
And go to their food court/s
Only to find that there is absolutely
NO
FRICKIN'
HALAL
STALL
Anywhere in the immediate vicinity
Ain't that a FUCKIN' kick in the head???
(You should know by now I am speaking
on behalf of the Muslim population.)
It's like, there's only SO much
McDonald's/KFC/Burger King
foodstuffs
that can satisfy the natural human hunger
for variety in their meals!
Don't they (read:stallholders)
Know by now that the niche market is
In the production of Halal foodstuffs?
I mean, sure,
You can go ahead and keep your
ban mian and char siew rice stalls.
But what's in it for us Muslims?
Talk about equality.
Note: I am not out to offend any racial group in the multiracial society of Singapore. I am merely stating the facts.Take it or leave it.
