A Day In The Life Of An Oblivious Ape.: April 2007

I...must...resist...saying...

GAAAHH!!!

BREAKING BENJAMIN RULES!!!

There, I said it.
But it's true...the
AlternRock
Flava of their music turns out to be
My UBER AWESOME cup of tea!

Which takes me to the next point in question:
"What happened to techno, Teknofreak?"
Honestly,
Not even I know the answer to that question.
Maybe it happened ever since
I got my mp3 player.
(which rocks, by the way.)
In the pre-mp3 player days,
I used to play all my music
from CDs
In my Discman.
My collection was mostly techno and dance tracks,
But now,it seems like I
........
GAVE UP ON TECHNO!
(not really.)

I know it doesn't make sense to
the majority of you visitors here.
I was probably lazy
To rip all the tracks to my mp3 player...
I mean...
.....no,I don't know what I mean...
BAH!
We'll just leave it at that.

Updates on the life of the Oblivious Ape:
-He is intending to join the Samba and Latin Percussion Group
Of Temasek Polytechnic.
(WOOOTS!!)
Unfortunately, official admission requires
Approval through the means
Of an audition.
Now, we all know that the Ape is
almost
incapable of carrying rhythm.
We'll see how this plays out.
(pun intended.)

So 'twas TP Business School Orientation
Today.
And boy, was there enough
PROPAGANDA
In the house
To sink a ship!

I gotta say...
Business school probably has the
BEST bunch of people around!!!
Not too sure 'bout the food though...
Haven't really got to the taste test just yet.

The CHEERS...
Ah,they are a topic worth discussing
In themselves.

So we were divided according
To our diplomas...
Which were abbreviated for ease of communication.
(LOL)
So mine was CMM
Short for
Communications and Media Management
(WOOO!!! GO CMM!!!!)
Then there was HTM
Short for
Hospitality and Tourism Management
And they had this cheer that went

H-H-HTM...
H-H-HTM...

Now if you read a few posts back,
You could see that the format of this cheer was
Similar to that
Of the TPJC Barbossa Cheer
That went,

Eh-Eh BARBOSSA...
Eh-Eh BARBOSSA...

Thing is,the TPJC was done with claps and stomps
Which made it all the more FUN!

The HTM one only had the cheer-ees
doing it with their hands
making an up-down motion...
Which left the cheer
Officially
UNENTHUSIASTIC.
And the irony was
That HTM won the Best Diploma Award
For the whole Business School Orientation!
When I'm pretty sure
CMM SHOULD'VE won!!!
Don't get me wrong,
This isn't bias.
It's just that
If you had been there
You'd see my point.

Oh well...
Back to being a Psychedelic Space Monkey again
Tomorrow.

Hehe.

Hokay...
Let me indulge in a little
Self-glorification here.

I
So
Frickin'
OWN
House of the Dead 4!!!!!

There,
I said it.

It's true...
I got Mad Skillz dudes...
Although I did surprise myself today.
Played it at the
Zone-X outlet at Dhoby Ghaut MRT
3 TIMES.
Improved my play on EVERY ONE of 'em.
Yes I did.
I got further into the game solo
Than I ever did!
Like,usually I couldn't pass the third level...
But now,
Not only did I PAWN the third level's ASS
(If it ever had one...)
I pawned the fourth!!!
SOLO!!!
Booyah...
Gamers were checkin' my play OUT!
Downtimes:
I died midway through the fifth level...
THE HORROR!!!!
LOL.

I DO scoff at those noobs,however,
Who think they're so PRO
That they can just aim and shoot using ONE hand.
Very,very SAD.
And they end up dying
At the VERY FIRST LEVEL!!!
It's hard just to watch 'em,
Believe me.
I mean,
Just think about it.
If you're aiming,
which way of holding ANY gun
Would be better for accuracy,
(A) With ONE hand
(B) With TWO hands.
"Correct answer gets a stuffed animal!"
('_')

Check it out....

Kinda modified a picture I took of the Net...
(Intellectual property dudes...
I would love to say it's my creation...
But I gotta respect the guy who created this...)

Amazing what you can do
With paper
Made into a stencil...
And some spray paint...
Yeah...

Pretty cool eh?
Would make a nice poster...

Or T-shirt design...

Or Birthday Cake Imprint...

Or maybe I'm thinkin' too much...

Oh well.

Yes,yes...
I know.
Well ,I'm back now,
aren't I?

Sheeesh...

Okay,back to the post.
So I saw a pair of headphones
the other day,
While I was out with my folks.
IT WAS FREAKIN' COOL!!!
Wait...lemme try to get a picture for you guys...

There:

It's by Panasonic...
Kinda like the whole retro look...
VERY-COOL-STUFF
Thing is,it's gonna cost me $89 bucks...
Oh well...

I AM HOOKED ON
WARHAMMER 40,000:
DAWN OF WAR!!!!!

Never been a fan of the Warhammer 40K series
But after I played it...
It was like...
WHOA NELLY!!!!
(BTW,Nelly Furtado ROCKS!)

Yes,I know the game's been out
For like...A CENTURY...
But what's the big deal?
Super Mario's still hot, ain't it?
(Okay,THAT came out wrong...)