A Day In The Life Of The Oblivious Ape
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Comic-Con.

Me and My Imagination.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Interesting.
Amazing what lengths Singaporeans go to to diss their pals. Have a look:
Like, c'mon. If you wanna diss, DO IT IN PROPER ENGLISH. Doing THAT in the picture there just makes you look plain stoopid AND turn the diss back on you as well! I found this early in the morning on bus no. 358. Disappointing. I HAVE seen and heard better insults before.

'A4 GOLSSY Photo Paper'. HAHAHAHAHAH!
Something tells me this was China-manufactured (Yes, despite the clear 'SingInk' brand there.) It's just a hunch though.


Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Owned.
GAH.
Lemme tell you this, I am a DUMBASS.
(Yeah, I can hear the rest of you saying 'Hey, no surprise there!')

I mean, PUBLIC RELATIONS. Days of revision passed and I can't remember nuts about the definition! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Things are NOT looking good, people. Plus, it rained for hours today.
It's a sign, I'm tellin' ya.

An OMEN.

(-_-) Man, am I morbid.

I'm supposed to be mugging for Media & Society right now. And....I'm off. Catcha later, fellow apes.

Monday, August 27, 2007
*Makes Funny Transforming Sound*
* [Start Transmission]*

Wanna see the epitome of UBER-COOL?

Check this out!
MY LAPTOP IS A FRICKIN' AUTOBOT!!!!

It all started with this cube I found. It had, like, 6 different colours on all sides. Now, what was it called....ah, right, a Rubik's Cube! So I figured, hey, what the hell, I could use some brain exercise right about now!

So you know you're supposed to twist and turn the block sideways and whatnot right? Well, this one couldn't! I gave up trying and put it on the table next to my laptop.

And look what I found in the morning. (Refer to top picture) Hell, it WAS no Rubik's Cube! IT WAS THE DAMN ALLSPARK!!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!

Oh wait, why is the ground shaking? What the, they have earthquakes in Singapore now?!? And what's with this helicopter landing so close to the flats? OH SHIT! THE RADIO JUST TRANSFORMED!!!!!

IT'S FRE........

*[End Transmission]*

Friday, August 24, 2007
Hung up on Sophie.
I've taken a liking to Sophie Ellis-Bextor's 'Catch You'. The song SHOULD be playing in your browser in just a minute. I kinda like her outgoing kind of expressions, both through the lyrics and the beats. Yeah, so I suck as a music critic. So sue me.

Catch her music vid here. I don't know if it's the original one, but hey, it works for me! She's got a really quirky personality in here, which evokes nuances of humour throughout the MV of her trying to go after the unseen lover.



Come to think of it, she IS kinda hot! Take a look at this next song 'Me and My Imagination':



Can someone say 'Psychedelic'?

Gawd, what can I say? Pure HAWTness ;P


Tsk tsk.
What was SUPPOSED to be a group studying session at the National Library, turned out like this:



What can I say...Boys'll be boys. Man, the National Library was a far cry from the TP library I have gootn SO used to. I mean, there was such a thick fog of repressed tension. HOW DO YOU HANDLE SUCH SILENCE????

So as we were headin' home through the area outside Bugis Street, some creep tried to stuff a cigarette butt (Hell, I thought it was a rolled-up bus ticket) into the bag of a friend of mine, IN CLEAR ALIGNMENT TO OUR LINE OF SIGHT!!!!!!!!!

WHAT
A
FUCKING
ASSWIPE.

Come on, you're 40-plus, handling your mid-life crisis. And homes, I get that.

BUT THERE'S NO FRICKIN REASON TO STUFF A CIGGIE BUTT WHICH YOU'VE BEEN LANCAP-ING WITH YOUR DAMN MOUTH INTO ANOTHER PERSON'S PERSONAL PROPERTY, ASSHOLE!!!

And Ian, you were right. He IS just plain fucked-up.

Good Riddance to you, my littering friend. May your future be....(Nah, I shan't curse him. He ain't worth it. THAT'S how low he is.)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007
The Best of Arnold Susah-nak-eja.
Another of Mad TV's handiworks. Mad TV, you are SO chill. Damn, I sound like the Abercrombie boys!



Gay Fun.
Oh, if you're into gay football jock comedy, you're in for a treat!

(That doesn't mean I'm into it....seriously, I'm not. Gay jocks....the LAST thing I'll ever need.)

Sunday, August 19, 2007
The 300.
OH MAN.
300 FRICKIN' ROCKS!!!!! I just bought the original comic the other day.
(Yeah, betcha didn't know it originated from a comic, didja?)
Frank Miller is THA MAN!
Every pen stroke...every colour fill....
Just BRINGS his characters to life. And to see it all reincarnated on film...
IN ITS ENTIRETY
is just amazing.

Tomorrow's the start of my study break a.k.a The beginning of the end
And, amazingly, I haven't started studying for end-semester exams yet!
HAHA! Yes, I'm almost pretty much screwed. I don't know how I'm gonna do for Essential Graphics Software. It's being tested in theory form. Like, how much of a bullshit is THAT? Ess Gra is something you would most probably do well in practice. Gah, now I have to study all the damn terms and names of the buttons. This bites.

Let's hope I do well for Media and Society and Marketing. Judging by the events on Thursday, I'm pretty okay with what I've learned so far. Of course, practice makes perfect. So, off I go to do some MJC-style mugging! (HAHA, in your FACE, Meridians!)

Thursday, August 16, 2007
Push it. I DARE you.


Put The Big Red Button on your site

This...is COOL.


Frickin' Deadlines.
SOMEBODY HELP US.

I got a presentation for Marketing tomorrow
And all is NOT going well.
Slides aren't done yet, no rehearsals WHATSOEVER.
Yes, we are pretty much SCREWED.

And on top of that, I don't know how I'm gonna look like in my Grey shirt tomorrow. PLUS, my black pants are starting to NOT fit me. Somebody get me Slim 10 please.

Oh yeah, I pity the Odex guy. (New Paper, Wednesday, August 15) Fancy being labelled as the most hated guy by the online anime community? Well, follow in Steven Sing's footsteps and gloat! All I can say, man, is...GOOD JOB AH BOY! YOU TECHNO VERY GOOD.

By the way, I recommend watching Royston Tan's 881, in cinemas now. After watching, I am really starting to appreciate the efforts of getai singers more. Who knew that there existed a sense of camaraderie and honour among getai singers? Oh yeah, he's also an ex-student of TP, so...

Also, be ready for plenty of 'cock' jokes in the movie. They come in at the best times. And, yes, aunties can also be unexpectedly horny at times.

Shiver.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Qwerty.
Rainclouds that shine
Blossoms that wilt
Light that shadows
Ice that burns

Ironies,
Contradictions,
Maledictions.
Amongst the sky, grass, flesh and concrete.
There is but only one truth.

Humanity.


Bora bora lalalalalala....
Oh yeah, Bolly Rap's starting to grow on me. :D


Counting Down.
Here's to the 100th post! (Which is about 7 posts away, I guess.)
It's kinda like gathering up posts on forums for bragging rights...
and power.
MUahahahah.
Kinda amazing, considering the 2-year hiatus I had from 2005 to early 2007...
I still have no idea what pushed me to blogging again. Guess I was bored.

See, that's the thing about blogging. Even if you have literally NOTHING to do, which is HARDLY and INHUMANLY possible if you are a regular human being, blogging acts as an outlet to talk about...doing nothing!
Anything's possible on a blog (Except for pornography and racial insults, course. You know the Singapore Law.)
Libertarian, my ASS.

Darn, I got hooked onto Neopets again. You know, those little virtual fuzzballs you used to go crazy over in primary school? I know I did. Damn, I remember playing Pterattack....collecting Neopoints...
Those WERE the days.

Pity Loyang Primary School now isn't how I remembered and grew up in. But then again, I officially GREW UP in Secondary 3, so....

Ah well, I'm not ADDICTED, per se. Just...frequently playing, that's all.
(That's right, I'm trying to console myself. What's wrong with that?)

Anyway, anybody wanna add me as a Neofriend, just give me a ring at teknofreak101. Remember, it's cAsE SenSiTiVE. :D

Thursday, August 09, 2007
Well, that's a development.
Wow.

Double-yew, oh, double-yew.
WOW.

Seriously, I'm making good progress here!

Really starting to bond with the Samba people.
We even freestlyed beats just now!
HOW AWESOME IS THAT???
Just having an instrument in your hand and making up rhythms on the fly...
And having the rest catch on to your beat and mold it onto their own instruments...

It's just plain undescribable man.
AMAZING.
A feeling that just can't be put in words.

And about the people...
At first glance, you'd think they'd be my age, seventeen.
But NOOO,
One's 25 (yeah, outrageous but true.), and the rest are 19!!!
They LOOK 17!!!
Like....GAH!

Pity this night's practice was the last for the semester.
I'm really looking forward to the camp on September 10.
It's more of a training camp, but I'm sure there'll be TONNES of fun!

Come on, exams...why now???

Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Suited up and ready to go.
Okay, I'm tryin' out a new post layout here, so bear with me.

Man, its good to be back in normal clothes again.
I'm tellin' ya, I seriously don't know how it's gonna turn out for me in the corporate world.
Suits, suits and more suits.
PLUS I just found out that the jacket I bought at G2000,
the one I wore for prom last year?
IT NO LONGER FITS ME!
Well, yes I can wear it.
And it STILL looks good.
But I can't button it up.
It's UN-BUTTON-ABLE!

='(

And it was real good too! Man this sucks. I'm such a procrastinator, promising myself to go on a frickin' jog round the estate every morning.
But I always manage to find myself lazing my ass off in bed the next morning.

Right.
Oh yeah, I can't wait for RUSH HOUR 3 to come out!
Man, the first two movies were HILARIOUS.
AGGGHH....Must watch Chris Tucker...kick...butt.....
MONEY!!!!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007
WHAT-THE-HELL.
Death.
Regrets.
Consequences.

Three words to sum up Tuesday.

First, there was the gore and death shown in today's journalism lecture.
Disgusting stuff, lemme tell ya that.
Ever seen a decapitated head?
Well, you ain't want to ever see it in the flesh.
Believe me.

Then, there was a passing.
Seems like this year
This ONE year,
Was a year where people I care for,
I knew my whole life
and couldn't imagine life without,
were TAKEN AWAY from me.

It all came to a head this year,
with my dad's passing.
Before that, my grandma.
Before THAT, my lil' bro.
All that's left...

Wait, is there even ANYTHING left?
I mean, C'MON!!!
Talk about hell on earth.
This ain't even remotely close to Hell yet.

Now my mom's giving me the guilt trip.
Damn, I AIN'T READY FOR THIS!!!!
I AM NOT READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY!!!
NOT NOW AT LEAST!
I'm 16,
my mind's still on the most mundane and immature of thoughts.
So what if other teens have a more screwed up life than I do?
I bet they didn't get such a heavy blow dealt to them so early in their lifetimes!
1, 2, 3...
ONE.
FELL.
SWOOP.

Nice one.

Call me inconsiderate, I don't fucking care.
Lose yourself a bro, grandma, and dad,
and THEN come up to me.

By the way, Ian,
Send your pals my condolences.
And PLEASE don't get hung up on it.

Monday, August 06, 2007
Joy of Joys.
Arrrgghh...
MY MOZILLA FIREFOX ISNT FRICKIN' FUNCTIONING RIGHT!!!!!
Now I'm stuck with Internet Explorer.
Dammit.
And this coming at the most CONVENIENT of times.
Thanks Acer.
Thanks a lot.
Yesterday was a blast with Obvious Inc.
Laughs, halfs, chills, spills...
AND LOTS OF PIZZA!
Oozing with cheese and tomato and turkey ham and barbeque sauce...
Mmm mmm good...
(Wait, wasn't that from Maggi?)
Well then....
ANDONEMORETHING.
nothing.

Sunday, August 05, 2007
Crikey!
Sigh...

I'm listening to 'In Too Deep' by Sum 41
as I'm writing this.
I remember a time when I found punk rock cool.
Guess now it seems a bit too poseur-ish for me.

You can blame THAT on opinion leaders.
HAHA.
(Inside joke. Sorry.)
But there are a few exceptions though,
like 'The Hell Song',
'We're All To Blame'
'I Miss You'
'Feeling This'
among others.


Enough on that for now.


AAAAAGGHH...
I am currently LOST with the whole newsletter affair.
It's something I gotta do for Ess Gra.
I am clueless on the theme.
Help me.
Oh yeah,
and I got questions on this advertorial thing!
GAH.
I need to LISTEN.
Or maybe I need to TALK MORE.
I just...


...don't know anymore.

Thursday, August 02, 2007
Project Room Hijinks.
That D-Grayman anime looks really good.
Hmmm...
Potential to be the next Shaman King, perhaps?

Ah,
Enough of the geeky stuff for now.

Days have seemed really unfulfilled lately.
And I have no clue why.

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