A Day In The Life Of The Oblivious Ape
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Hello.
Damn, am I glad.

MM Prin/ Per Comm Project's finally over. Not to say that I can relax now.

Let's see, on the to-do list here would be the PRESENTATION for the project, French Role Play, Per Comm Individual Speech, Photo Essay, and finally the Journalism IWA 2 (is it 2...or 3? Hmm.)

SO basically, we're fucked up till the end of February people! Nice.

I can't seem to find anything to blog about these days. Must be losing my touch.

Ah well. I'll just wait for my muse to come back from her month-long vacation to Dreamland. Good fry!

Monday, January 28, 2008
Gnarly.
GRRRAAHHHAARGHHHH

Don't mind my sudden Neanderthal moment there.

GRAGAHGAFGHAJHSXGHGGAFJDSAHDHADHGADAAGDH.

Poop.

Sunday, January 20, 2008
Phenomenal.
Ever wanted to go on THE longest bus ride in Singapore?

Well, you're in luck! Come on down to Harbourfront bus interchange and take bus no. 65 all the way down to Tampines. Along the way, you'll see the sights and sounds of some of the most UNDER-DEVELOPED buildings in Singapore! Cool, eh? Good for you!

Never have I been trapped in an air-conditioned area for so long. And by so long, I mean 2 and a half hours. With the air-con at FULL BLAST. I'm surprised my blood's still flowing and my foot hasn't gone dead.


On the flipside of life, Sentosa today (Or, yesterday, wherever in the world you are.) was AWESOME. Aside from the fact that it rained as we were headed home and I haven;t been there for close to 12 years, I'd say the trip turned out awesome. We spent a WHOLE lot of time in Fort Siloso, which I didn't mind. I'm sure my dad would have liked the trip. =S Before that, we went into the Butterfly Park and Insect Kingdom exhibition, which was, quite frankly, a total waste of 10 bucks. Maybe, for 5 bucks, it would be worth it. Not 10. Definitely NOT 10.

Ah, but we missed the Street Luge exhibition. Darn. For once, I would have liked to try out an 'extreme' sport. The closest I got to an extreme sport was to fall off a skateboard while moving forward. Real nice, Hafeez. REAL nice.

Okay then, people. I'll be looking forward to my portrait shoot tomorrow. The ones I took of Dini and Yuni didn't turn out so hot, though they're still as cute as ever. XD Faseha's gonna be my model for tomorrow. Here's hoping nothing will screw up. Haiz.

Til then, I'm Hafeez Zainalabidin, and stay classy always, Singapore.



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Saturday, January 19, 2008
FUCK YOU.
You know what, FUCK IT.

I don't really care much for freakishly obvious liars.

Whatever makes you sleep at night, man.

Thursday, January 17, 2008
Deal or no...No deal! NO DEAL!!!
If you haven't figured it out by now, there actually IS a strategy to playing Deal or No Deal.

After watching countless episodes of numbskulls constantly tikam-tikam-ing their way through the game, I have developed a sure fire (well, at least I hope so.) strategy to excel in this draggy game of chance!

For starters, GO NO DEAL ALL THE WAY. At least, until the $250, 000 has been revealed on the money tree. You see, as long as the 250, 000 moolahs are still on the board, YOU HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING IT. SO GO NO DEAL ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU SEE IT REVEALED.

In the instance that the $250, 000 HAS been revealed, AIM FOR THE NEXT HIGHEST SUM BY GOING NO DEAL ALL THE WAY TILL YOU SEE IT REVEALED.

When it comes down to three cases on the board, inclusive of the one you picked, and the $250, 000 is still a possible win, you can always take the alternative (For you pussies.) which is to take the deal given after you pick your third last case. It should be a high enough deal, 'cos the banker's wetting his pants due to the possibility of you winning 250 Gs.

There you go, the Ape's Guide to Winning Deal or No Deal 101.

Don't you go and come round to tell me I didn't teach you, now. XD













On another note, I finally got A FUCKING 'A' FOR MY SUNSET PHOTO!!! WOOT!!!

A sign of things to come, perhaps? We shall see...teehee. TEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Say that again...'Penis' fish?
Oh goodie, adding to the repertoire of afflictions and ailments catered to men only, is the PENIS FISH!

Apparently, this little sucker from the Amazon, also named the Candiru, crawls up your urethra and burrows itself in there.

It also has a reputation as THE most feared fish OVER the PIRANHA among the natives in the Amazon River. Yeowch.

Guess I won't be going to South America anytime soon. XD

(Amazing, the things you learn from Grey's Anatomy.)

Saturday, January 12, 2008
Ah Poop.
Sigh.

And thus ends the three-day TP Open House. Fuck that shit, I'm pooped.

You know the saddest part about acting? It's when people leave in the middle of your show. What the fuck's up with that?

Anyway, it's over. Time to get my well-needed rest. Haiz.

Friday, January 11, 2008
Fuck it.
You know, I actually WAS thrilled to hear you guys were coming.

But I guess thy asses were too heavy to drag over to some lame LT show.

Some fucking friendship we have.

Thursday, January 10, 2008
Muffins!
I am FUCKING TIRED. ASSWIPED. EXHAUSTED. BUMMED OUT. KAPUT.

Who knew that acting could be so draining? Mind you, I am not physically tired. Just MENTALLY FUCKED UP. EMOTIONALLY DRAINED. Any idea what it's like to recite the same lines over and FUCKING over again 4 consecutive times over a course of 4 bluddy hours??? I do. AND I AM NOT LIKING IT!!!

What's more fucked up is, I have to do the same thing AGAIN for the next 2 days. Goodbye brain, I'll be missing you.

On a lighter note, I think our samba performance for this year's TP Open House went pretty well! Although we weren't alien to the stupified looks on their faces when the first heard our beats, I'd say they really enjoyed it!

You know, there's one thing I noticed in Singaporeans at concerts (well, most of them, that is.) and that's they don't bop when that certain kind of 'bopping' music plays. Get me? I thought so.
I mean, c'mon dudes, don't deny that jitter in your bones and the swaying of your limbs when those heavy drum beats come playing. You're only human. PLUS IT'S A FUCKING CONCERT. No movement is BLASPHEMY. MADNESS. (Madness? THIS-IS-SAMBA!!!)


Then again, I do find that these in-school activities are helping me somewhat. First of all, I did notice that Business School students are not ALL mindless drones, judging by my fellow cast members. Second, I am deliberately distancing myself from my computer. Lately, I think I was becoming addicted to my computer i.e. switching it on and just staring for a while without doing anything. These activities are all pretty much helping me by easing myself out of that cold-turkey situation of not having my computer around all the time.

SO before I collapse in front of my com, I'd just like to remind you of the time my shows are on. The TP Business School LT Show 'No Help Required' will probably go up at around 12.30 pm while samba will start the bopping beats at around 4.

COME AH PEOPLE.

COME!

Heheh.

Saturday, January 05, 2008
Phenomenomenal. XD
Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

I can't believe how fun drama can be!!!
By the way, I'm involved in a skit that's gonna be played at the TP Open House this coming week. PLUS I'm gonna perform again in another samba gig for the same event! WHOOHOO. I don't know what my involvement's gonna credit me with but it can't be bad right? Gosh, I'm psyched.

And yes, I am now partially convinced that the Temasek Business School is NOT made up of cheena girls who try to act pseudo-cute and fail miserably, NOR is it made up of brainless jock muscleheads who can't tell the difference between cookies and poop. I am SO looking forward to the next practice session with the dudes, man.

It's like I'm realising a little bit of my true being every time I read out those lines. Really. SO this is how artists feel. Not that I never knew that before.













I am really just living day by day.
Is that good? I really, really don't know. I'm too much of a lazy ass to find out. Meanwhile, I'm off to grill some steak with a lighter with the dudes Don and Drew. Have a superhappyfuntime weekend!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008
The Ape Wishes You A Happy New Year!
To avoid embarrassing myself any further, I HAVE edited this post.

The wish still stands, though.

Cheers, dudes, and have a fucking good year. XD

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