Okay...
Today was uneventful...
Nonetheless, I shall try to keep you
Gossip-hungry monsters entertained...
So I signed up for a membership yesterday
At my district CC
(Community Centre, you noobs...)
Just so that I could get a workout
At the gym there...
$10 for 3 years
plus, gym facilities at $2 per hour
I figured,
"Yeah, reasonable enough...
I'll take it!"
And take it I did...
Went for my first workout session
AND boy, was it weird.
I found myself like such a noob
There were these middle-aged guys
pumping iron
LIKE THEIR LIVES FRIGGIN DEPENDED ON IT!
and I'm standing there...
DUMBSTRUCK
First off, I took the cycling machine for a spin...
Did pretty good on that one...
Then came the treadmill...
OH MY GOSH...
first of all, I don't know how to operate
this HUNK of JUNK
and I'm standing there
awkwardly
Trying to work out without looking
LIKE A TOTAL DUMBASS.
You might say,
I was quite successful in that....
Today was uneventful...
Nonetheless, I shall try to keep you
Gossip-hungry monsters entertained...
So I signed up for a membership yesterday
At my district CC
(Community Centre, you noobs...)
Just so that I could get a workout
At the gym there...
$10 for 3 years
plus, gym facilities at $2 per hour
I figured,
"Yeah, reasonable enough...
I'll take it!"
And take it I did...
Went for my first workout session
AND boy, was it weird.
I found myself like such a noob
There were these middle-aged guys
pumping iron
LIKE THEIR LIVES FRIGGIN DEPENDED ON IT!
and I'm standing there...
DUMBSTRUCK
First off, I took the cycling machine for a spin...
Did pretty good on that one...
Then came the treadmill...
OH MY GOSH...
first of all, I don't know how to operate
this HUNK of JUNK
and I'm standing there
awkwardly
Trying to work out without looking
LIKE A TOTAL DUMBASS.
You might say,
I was quite successful in that....
