Hokay...
Let me indulge in a little
Self-glorification here.
I
So
Frickin'
OWN
House of the Dead 4!!!!!
There,
I said it.
It's true...
I got Mad Skillz dudes...
Although I did surprise myself today.
Played it at the
Zone-X outlet at Dhoby Ghaut MRT
3 TIMES.
Improved my play on EVERY ONE of 'em.
Yes I did.
I got further into the game solo
Than I ever did!
Like,usually I couldn't pass the third level...
But now,
Not only did I PAWN the third level's ASS
(If it ever had one...)
I pawned the fourth!!!
SOLO!!!
Booyah...
Gamers were checkin' my play OUT!
Downtimes:
I died midway through the fifth level...
THE HORROR!!!!
LOL.
I DO scoff at those noobs,however,
Who think they're so PRO
That they can just aim and shoot using ONE hand.
Very,very SAD.
And they end up dying
At the VERY FIRST LEVEL!!!
It's hard just to watch 'em,
Believe me.
I mean,
Just think about it.
If you're aiming,
which way of holding ANY gun
Would be better for accuracy,
(A) With ONE hand
(B) With TWO hands.
"Correct answer gets a stuffed animal!"
('_')
Let me indulge in a little
Self-glorification here.
I
So
Frickin'
OWN
House of the Dead 4!!!!!
There,
I said it.
It's true...
I got Mad Skillz dudes...
Although I did surprise myself today.
Played it at the
Zone-X outlet at Dhoby Ghaut MRT
3 TIMES.
Improved my play on EVERY ONE of 'em.
Yes I did.
I got further into the game solo
Than I ever did!
Like,usually I couldn't pass the third level...
But now,
Not only did I PAWN the third level's ASS
(If it ever had one...)
I pawned the fourth!!!
SOLO!!!
Booyah...
Gamers were checkin' my play OUT!
Downtimes:
I died midway through the fifth level...
THE HORROR!!!!
LOL.
I DO scoff at those noobs,however,
Who think they're so PRO
That they can just aim and shoot using ONE hand.
Very,very SAD.
And they end up dying
At the VERY FIRST LEVEL!!!
It's hard just to watch 'em,
Believe me.
I mean,
Just think about it.
If you're aiming,
which way of holding ANY gun
Would be better for accuracy,
(A) With ONE hand
(B) With TWO hands.
"Correct answer gets a stuffed animal!"
('_')

