Welcome to another edition of the Ape's Amazing Updates!
Music: An Instant Brainwave?
In this issue, the Ape discusses the implication of letting kids listen to music at a tender young age.
WOULD listening to music actually make them SMARTER? AAU conducts its own experiments in this top story.
This week, the editor goes undercover at Block 446, Pasir Ris Drive 6 to find the real source of these "brainy kids", recently dubbed by scientists as the Ardinium Qistinatus syndrome. Apparently, this gene turns all newborns into extremely cute babies within a year.
Parents have also been known to be affected by this syndrome, turning them into blubbering fools mouthing the words "Alah, cayang. Comelnye Dini! I Wuv You!"
The editor has this to say about his findings:
"As you can see, the mask I am wearing is for me own safety, lest my own intelligence be compromised. Seriously, the mothers...Nothing further can be done, I must say. The situation is uncontrollable. Even at this stage, I can hardly look for an escape from this oh-so-cute Hell. Till further notice."
_______________________________________________________________Yeah, I found this magazine opened to this page on my desk. Wonder who left it there...
Anyway, I spent the half of yesterday sitting my ass off in SGH, waiting for a response from the A & E department (That's Accident & Emergency for you noobs.) to give a ward to my cousin. Apparently, she some gallstone in her gut that's causing a whole lot of pain. And, to think, she just gave birth 2 weeks ago! Amazing.
I finally got the video of our group's performance during the Samba Camp. Man, every time I look at the fella to the left, I can never manage to stifle a giggle. And now, all of you may witness the humiliation...of Muhd Hafeez. I thank you all. :)
