Ain.
I AM SORRY.
I AM SO FUCKING SORRY.
I'M SO FUCKING SORRY I LAUGHED AT YOR BROTHER'S NAME.
A NAME WHOSE SOUND WAS SYNONYMOUS TO A PHALLIC ORGAN.
I AM SORRY.
TUI PU CHI.
AKU MINTA MAAF.
I-AM-JUST-SO-FUCKING-SORRY.
If this doesn't count for a public apology, I don't know what will.
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