A Day In The Life Of An Oblivious Ape.: Deal or no...No deal! NO DEAL!!!

If you haven't figured it out by now, there actually IS a strategy to playing Deal or No Deal.

After watching countless episodes of numbskulls constantly tikam-tikam-ing their way through the game, I have developed a sure fire (well, at least I hope so.) strategy to excel in this draggy game of chance!

For starters, GO NO DEAL ALL THE WAY. At least, until the $250, 000 has been revealed on the money tree. You see, as long as the 250, 000 moolahs are still on the board, YOU HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING IT. SO GO NO DEAL ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU SEE IT REVEALED.

In the instance that the $250, 000 HAS been revealed, AIM FOR THE NEXT HIGHEST SUM BY GOING NO DEAL ALL THE WAY TILL YOU SEE IT REVEALED.

When it comes down to three cases on the board, inclusive of the one you picked, and the $250, 000 is still a possible win, you can always take the alternative (For you pussies.) which is to take the deal given after you pick your third last case. It should be a high enough deal, 'cos the banker's wetting his pants due to the possibility of you winning 250 Gs.

There you go, the Ape's Guide to Winning Deal or No Deal 101.

Don't you go and come round to tell me I didn't teach you, now. XD

On another note, I finally got A FUCKING 'A' FOR MY SUNSET PHOTO!!! WOOT!!!

A sign of things to come, perhaps? We shall see...teehee. TEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH.