Oh goodie, adding to the repertoire of afflictions and ailments catered to men only, is the PENIS FISH!
Apparently, this little sucker from the Amazon, also named the Candiru, crawls up your urethra and burrows itself in there.
It also has a reputation as THE most feared fish OVER the PIRANHA among the natives in the Amazon River. Yeowch.
Guess I won't be going to South America anytime soon. XD
(Amazing, the things you learn from Grey's Anatomy.)

