A Day In The Life Of An Oblivious Ape.: Whoops.

So its Saturday today.

And as rare as it was, I was greeted with a pretty good Saturday morning vibe.

Of course, not tuning in to Saturday television programming helped. A LOT.

I'm telling you, Channel 5 and Kids Central are teaming up to bring down the viewership of MediaCorp's television stations, man. Here's a suggestion: GET FUCKING BETTER PROGRAMMES FOR THE NON-CABLE SUBSCRIBERS.

It's not helping that you only give us 6 free-to-air channels to watch.

Anyway, after a good meal of Mee Soto for breakfast, I set out to go get some stuff, namely some DVC micro cassette tapes for my SingCam lesson next week, and possibly a few pens.

What I did buy, however, were the tapes, pens, AND Transformers Classics Grimlock.

I don't what possessed me to buy him, but I did. I mean, c'mon, he's going for only S$26.90.

And now he's settling in great, posed on my DVD player and saying "Me, Grimlock!"

Okay, I lied about the last part.

As I got home, I bumped into this girl from TP's own Malay Dance troupe.

And by "bumped", I mean "I-happened-to-get-on-the-bus-she-was-on" kind of "bumped".

I first saw her, or, more accurately, 'noticed' her at the Arts Leaders' Induction Camp earlier this month. And, to put it in the most short-and-sweet manner possible, she's kinda hot!

It so happens that she got off at the same stop as me and, guess what: it just so happens that she lives in exactly the same apartment block as I do!

OMGWTFBBQ.

"Me, Oblivious Ape, live on 5th floor! You?"

Okay, that was what it sounded like in my head.

The reply: "I'm on the 3rd!"

OMGWTFBBQ.

The thing was, and it happens ever-so rarely for some reason, is that she actually noticed me from my various forays with the TPLatinos.

OMGWTFBBQ x ∞.

So yeah. That was easily the highlight of my Saturday.

Thanks a lot, Channel 5.