A Day In The Life Of The Oblivious Ape
Friday, May 30, 2008
You fail at life.
We are gathered here today to discuss two words that are most ridiculed by the online Singaporean community...

No, not Mas Selamat, you nimrods.

I'm talking about RACIST BLOGGERS.

Yes, that's right. You know who you are.

One think I've noticed about these bloggers is that they seem to think that they own the Internet (me included.). But I'm not dumb enough to GO AROUND AND PUBLICLY PROCLAIM IT ON A SPACE THAT IS LESS THAN PRIVATE!

I know this topic is kinda late, so I'll just illustrate to you some examples:

Remember FragrancePrince? Yeah, the nimrod who got himself arrested on two counts ofNimrod.

Just in case you forgot, here are some pictures to refresh thy memory:

(pics obtained from Hardware Zone's EDMW forums - click to enlarge)

He states why Singapore can't be like Milan, and I quote, "where everyone is so well dressed and well-mannered??". Well, I say if you think Milan's so FUCKING GREAT, why the fuck are you still here, nimrod???

We could damn well do without your myopic scope of our society here on our sunny little frickin' island.

Oh oh, and here's the BEST part: "Even if you are a Malay and am reading this...good for you..coz this is my personal blog and i can say what i deem fit.... if u wana defend yourself.... i suggest you arm yourself with education and a motor mouth to compete against me.. else don't bother...coz i will bet my life on the line that, should you challenge me in a conversation... you will lose like what a true malay would.... LIKE FUCK!!!"

Let's analyze this, shall we?

Okay, enough Fragrance-Douchebag hatin'.

I'm cool, I'm cool.

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