First off, I'd just like to say that that douche-bag post was my 200th.
What a way to commemorate your 200th post, huh?
Anyways, back to topic.
I went to bed yesterday with my right lower eyelid feeling a little sore, for no apparent reason.
When I woke up today (Or yesterday, it'll be midnight by the time I'm done with this post.), my right lower eyelid looked like a frickin' peanut was lodged inside it.
That's right. FRICKIN' PEANUT.
It's frickin' swollen like nobody's business. Kudos to the inventor of glasses because, man, without 'em, even I can't make a swollen eyelid look good.
Yes, that was self-glorification.
You should try it sometime. Keeps you from slipping into the darkest depths of depression.
Now THAT is a story better told at a later time.
Now I'll just wait it out; wait till the swelling goes down...
..wait, is that frickin' PUS?!?!
Made you look. XD
Although I AM pretty concerned...

