THE
APE
DOES
NOT
LIKE
SPRING
CLEANING.
Spring cleaning is like kryptonite to the super primate; it weakens him, debilitates him, ELIMINATES HIS MOJO!!!
....Okay, that didn't come out so well.
Seriously, mops and vacuums are like my mortal enemies, together with stairs, exercise and whathaveyou.
That's right, whathaveyou.
On a totally unrelated note (and I told some people that I would blog about this), there are rumours that the size of one's ears affects one's lifespan.
Now, I can clarify one thing, and that to the best of my knowledge, this rumour...
....still remains a rumour. A myth - an old wives' tale that hasn't been debunked yet. And debunk it I shall!
...right after someone gets...that...danged vacuum away from me...

