A Day In The Life Of An Oblivious Ape.: Bukkake!

Do YOU know what bukkake is?

You don't?

Well, I'll tell you what I know - DON'T GOOGLE IT.

ESPECIALLY IN CLASS.

Don't say I didn't warn ya. =D

Anyways, quick post here 'cos I really need to get back to my assignments

My mom bought the Magic Bullet and the Swivel Sweeper early last week. Don't remember those? Well, you'd probably have seen them on those infomercials shown on Central in the afternoons.

You know, those "As seen on TV" ads?

So yeah. The Magic Bullet's apparently your all-in-one blender/juicer/slicer/dicer/any other function you can think of. It's that good. We haven't really fully tried it out yet, but I guess the concept of hassle-free cooking is just too good to pass up. You can Google THIS one; I'm sure it'll come out someplace.

The Swivel Sweeper's like your average Magic Clean mop. Actually, it's more than that. Simply put, it's the lovechild of both the power of the vacuum cleaner as well as the wireless hassle-free flexibility of the Magic Clean. Amazingly, it's cleans up pretty well for a battery-operated cleaning appliance. Worth the buy, I must say. Although I didn't fork out a single cent to pay for it in the first place...

Okay, Imma go back to my assignments now. Stupid essay has me listening to Class 95FM everyday. At least, I TRY to make it everyday. Stupid schedule doesn't give me time to listen to both good songs and those from Class 95FM....

ZING!

Oooooohhhh....

It's an observational essay, by the way.

It's Yaz's programme right now. Love Songs, of all things. Not that she doesn't do a good job, mind you. Gimme Good Charlotte over 98 Degrees any day.