A Day In The Life Of An Oblivious Ape.: OMGWTFLOL.

This day just turned out to be THE best day ever.

Headed to Giordano's Century Square branch just now to get shirts on which Fas will print the Upbeats designs for the Singapore Arts Fest gig coming in a few weeks' time.

One thing weird I noticed when the saleswomen (well, saleswoman and salesgirl, more accurately) were looking through the pile of plain tees to look for a suitable size for me:

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Salesgirl: "So what size are you?"

Me: "Umm, I'll try the L, thanks" (All the while considering an XL instead)

(Saleswoman approaches)

Saleswoman: "Hmm, why don't you try the M? Here, take this L in black, and you can try out this M in blue. See how it fits you."

Me: "Umm, okay. Thanks."

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No shopkeeper has EVER recommended to me a shirt in size M before.

EVER.

But, you know, I figured:

"What the heck. I'll be in the changing room anyway. If it doesn't fit, it's not like this hasn't happened before."

So I got into the changing closet, tried the black L, and as expected it fit quite nicely.

Then I got to the blue M.

And GLORY OF GLORIES, it actually managed to fit me.

No, it wasn't form-fitting at all. It fell on me quite...nicely, in fact.

I CAN FINALLY FIT INTO A SIZE M.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 7743987434 YEARS.

OMGOMGOMG SOMEBODY PINCH ME.

XDDD

I is happy. =)

OMGOMGOMG