I'm telling you, everything's getting either tighter, thinner, shorter, or all of the above. And it's not just on the girls either. The guys, God forbid, are following their footsteps as well. (Whoops, there goes the traditionalist in me. Down, boy!) From a pragmatic point of view, what f****in' good does less material do for you, honestly? We all know how global warming's fucked our damn climate already, and that some people have tried to fix things, albeit with some major disruptions. (I'm looking at you, China.) Ergo, it isn't very practical for you fellas to be putting on LESS clothing now, is there?
I guess at this point, I really have to single out a group of people whom I have a HUGE bone to pick with: girls who wear HOT PANTS *GASP* (Note: NO sexual innuendos are intended. None. Absolutely nada. *cough*) See, it doesn't matter if it rain or shine, winter or summer; them girls got those pants stuck to their buns wherever they go. It's mind-boggling! And don't get me started on those chunky ones who are oblivious to the fact that their thighs look like Apollo Layer Cakes. Oh no, we'll be up all night debating that one.
Then again, I may have a theory: since those buttock-covering vessels ARE called 'HOT' pants, maybe there's some kind of other material - invisible to everyone but the person wearing them - that actually keeps any part of the exposed leg warm.
Hmm.
This is revolutionary. I may have potentially uncovered a huge government cover-up: a damned conspiracy!
I must hide now.
Call me when the pizza arrives.
